Item: GameMelon, a miraculous product of druidry in which a melon plant has been adapted so each fruit comes pre-installed with a video game. Each game is unique and can be played as long as the melon is ripe.
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I’m 30 hour OSHA trained and um….
You’re not supposed to apply stickers, paint, or markings to hard hats because they might conceal damage. You are ESPECIALLY not supposed to apply large amounts. You can get away with your name and mayne a small sticker. But that many? Garfield is getting a write up.
You’re doing gods work
Tim Meredith is gonna fucking murder Travis
[A tweet from Travis McElroy @ the Rusty Quill "Hey, #magnuspod is very good. I've listened to 40 episodes in 4 days" retweeted by Tim Meredith saying "closer... closer still..."]
#dont know any of the context but i love this (via @l-cereta)
Context:
[The Stellar Firma Q&A transcript, description under cut]
this is entrapment
two equally delightful paths here:
1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally
2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.
if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation
well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe
this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year
everyone lost
losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^
Tumblr has the best PvP of any social media
still not over how much I love this
Posts that would kill a peasant from 1173
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you told your toddler not to be rude and so now he is developing an incredible skill with sick fucking burns
omg…but the last one with pinching fingers together and ‘this much delicious’ is fucking excellent
i am using this from now on
This might be my favorite post hahaha
I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???
