quoth the raven, "fuckin' sick"

quoth the raven, "fuckin' sick" — Leah, why is today Dracula Day? :D

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1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.