vampires with foggy memories! immortals whose memory fades at the same rate as human memory. vampires who are consistently, bizarrely vague about answering questions, either from memory loss or bc they’ve lost track of when and where they committed crimes and don’t want to admit to anything in case the statue of limitations hasn’t passed
- “so what continent did you live in in the 1920s?” “oh shit i’d have to check my diary, i’ve got it written down somewhere”
- “did you ever live in france?” “uhh…the borders have shifted so much…it might be part of belgium now”
- “what was it like living in london during the ripper murders?” “holy shit i lived in london?”
“i didn’t know you lived in germany” i never lived in–oh you mean PRUSSIA. yeah i lived in a Prussian forest cave for 200 years but i have no fucking idea what country it’s in now. if i had to guess it’s a tie between Lithuania and Poland. i mean technically prussia was a german kingdom but i’ll be honest i still don’t even know the modern names for most of the languages i spoke between 1400-1700, and i was fluent in like 16 dialects so
